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Saturday, April 10, 2004

10 more days!
been sleeping yesterday and today away.i think sleeping helps me to feel better.really makes me feel numb.

read tis:

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they feel they are right and you need to
shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
looks - this will cause you to have one of those
arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the
five minutes that your football game is going to
last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside
out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will
last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing" and will end
with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care" You will get a "Raised
Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you
in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
contented. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay contented.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means
that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you back for whatever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with the
word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow."

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is giving you the chance to come up with whatever
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with
the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is very different from "Thanks." A woman
will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
offended her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
will only tell you "Nothing"

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